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It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn. With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. It's never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn. I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert. The door slammed on the watermelon. She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking. Today I heard something new and unmemorable. He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles. It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths. Peanuts don't grow on trees, but cashews do. Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley. Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory. Red is greener than purple, for sure. The reservoir water level continued...

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint. The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go. It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands. I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf. The most exciting eureka moment I've had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines. He shaved the peach to prove a point. As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment. I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated. Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle. It's never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn. Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy. Today is the day I'll finally know what brick tastes like. Please tell me you don...